Widow of slain marine stuck in citizenship limbo thanks to bureaucratic red tape.
Hotaru Ferschke, widow of Michael Ferschke who was killed in Iraq, and her baby who was fathered by Michael can't stay in America because their military wedding is not valid because they didn't have sex. The trouble is that they obviously did, as evidenced by the baby which came out of her vagina.
D.A.G. Says: This is bureaucratic buffoonery at its finest.