Political Correctness

A 7-year-old child allegedly shot a $5 Nerf-style toy gun in his Hammonton, N.J., school Jan. 18. No one was hurt, but the kid now faces misdemeanor criminal charges. Hammonton Police began an investigation into the “suspicious activity” at the Hammonton Early Childhood Education Center Jan. 18 after school officials alerted them to the incident.

Officials also say that there was no evidence of anyone being threatened. The child's mother told school officials that she didn't know her son brought the toy to school.

WA state Senator Mike Carrell of Lakewood is sponsoring a bill to prevent the use of Washington's welfare cash cards from being used

Carrell says an investigation by Seattle TV station KING found that Washington's welfare cash cards are being used at strip clubs, sex shops, tattoo parlors, gun shops and taverns.

The station earlier found that about $2 million in welfare cash was withdrawn in one year at casinos. The Department of Social and Health Services asked casinos to block the use of the cards at their ATMs. Gambling with welfare cash is illegal.

D.A.G. Says: Why the hell didn't they simply design the cards to not work but for food and other necessities? Why rely on retailers.

18-year-old Stefanie Woods became famous in 2008 when she helped a friend steal $168 from an adorable 9-year-old Girl Scout selling cookies outside a grocery store. This in and of itself is a despicable act however Woods compounded it soon after when she was interviewed by a local news crew and bragged about her crime justifying it by saying "Who doesn't like money?".

Later that year, she made the news again when she and her same friend (probably her only one) got busted for skipping out on a tab at Denny's. Clearly she was proving herself to be an asset to society.

Not satisfied with being a mere miscreant, she teamed up in 2009 with two men to kidnap and rob a man at gunpoint of his prescription drugs. A creature like this should be locked up for life, of course, but was she? Of course not!

Politically correct Circuit Judge Amy Smith sentenced the 20-year-old to a year in jail - which she has already served - and ordered her into a Department of Corrections drug treatment bed. This despite the fact that her crimes legally merit a life sentence! No prison time will be served.

DAG says: The autocratic idiot judge had this to say: "A lot of people won't be happy about this," Smith said. "But I think it's the right thing to do, and it's my decision."

So much for democracy.

As part of their new campaign to protect America from the looming threat of disabled children, the Transportation Safety Administration (TSA) forced a four-year-old boy to remove his leg braces which he needs to walk.

Young Ryan Thomas, with his father, Bob, and mother, Leona, were on their way to Walt Disney World for the boy's fourth birthday. Born 16 weeks prematurely, Ryan's ankles are malformed and his legs have low muscle tone. He had only been walking since the previous March. The custom-fitted, hardened plastic leg braces set off the security system.

The screener, clearly not the brighest of lightbulbs, ordered the parents to take the boy's leg braces off. The dumbfounded parents responded that Ryan could not walk without them on his own. Still not getting it, the screener repeated "He'll need to take them off".

Ryan’s mother offered to walk him through the detector after they removed the braces, but the TSA goon refused even this reasonable request. Fortunately the boy managed to walk through without falling demonstrating that at four years of age, he is ten times the man these TSA morons will ever be.

Meanwhile, mindless terrorist maniacs can sneak explosives onto planes in their pants.

The Fair Housing Center of West Michigan has filed a complaint against a 31-year-old woman in Grand Rapids. According to the complaint the ad "expresses an illegal preference for a Christian roommate, thus excluding people of other faiths." Says Executive Director Nancy Haynes, "It's a violation to make, print or publish a discriminatory statement. There are no exemptions to that."

You read that right! In Michigan, you are not allowed to choose what kind of roommate you'd like to have. You have to take what life gives you or the government will shove it down your throat. This law does not only apply to landlords but simply renters who would have to potentially deal with this roommate on a daily basis.

The case was turned over to the Michigan Department of Civil Rights. If the woman is found guilty of having a preference, she could face several hundreds of dollars in fines and “fair housing training so it doesn’t happen again.”

Despite growing opposition, the pig-headed organization intends to pursue this case. Says Haynes, "We want to make sure it doesn't happen again," she said. If there is a God, he's out taking a whiz right now.

Online dating service eHarmony has been forced by the government to create a special website servicing gay and lesbian individuals. The fiasco began when Eric McKinley a whiny gay man from New Jersey sued the website. McKinley for his "troubles" will receive $5000 from the business and a year of free membership.

Never mind that eHarmony is a private business whose prerogative it is to do business with whomever it chooses (and its service being entirely frivolous and far from monopolistic cannot in any way be considered an essential human right). The morons in the New Jersey Division on Civil Rights will force it to service homosexuals even though it may not be the strength or preference of the business owner.

DAG Says: Welcome to America. Instead of being the land of hard work, it has become the land of success through pissing and moaning. We at DAG, then, have plenty to piss and moan about, and we will work hard at doing it!

In Uniondale, on Long Island, NY, George Grier has been arrested and charged with "reckless endangerment" for defending his home from a gang, potentially the violent and dangerous MS-13. As he was leaving his house to drive his cousin home, he was confronted by a group of five men. He returned to his house to get his wife to call the police. He then returned with an AK-47 which he legally owned, and asked the men to leave. The men did not leave and in fact loudly egged him on, encouraging as many as 20 other thugs to show up on his property.

At this point Grier fired four shots at the ground to scare off these miscreants. These shots alerted the police faster than the wife's phone call apparently because their high-tech "ShotSpotter" technology which can pinpoint the source of gunfire to within 35 feet notified them. Instead of congratulating the man for successfully deterring a hideous crime, the Blue Goons arrested him.

D.A.G. says: Don't you feel so much safer now?

On April 11, 2007, a student placed a ham steak in a bag on a lunch table where Muslim Somali students were eating. Muslims consider pork unclean and offensive because they believe an invisible man told them so, probably because someone got trichinosis 2000 years ago.

Rather than admonishing the offending student and telling him to grow up, the school treated this silly prank as a "hate incident" - the same category of crime that includes hanging black people from trees because they looked the wrong way at a white woman. Lewiston police investigated and the Center for the Prevention of Hate Violence worked with the school to create a "response plan".

The student was suspended for his "hate crime".

D.A.G. says: Could someone get these whiny morons a box of tissues. Whether they use it for wiping their tears or the other use, we don't want to know. Both seem appropriate.

William Deparvine, the deranged murderer who killed Richard and Karla Van Dusen after buying a truck from them, has been allowed to sue his victims despite being convicted and sentenced to death.

In 2003 Richard Van Dusen, who had recently married Karla, wanted to sell his prized 1971 Chevrolet pickup. He posted an ad in the classifieds and the one to respond was DeParvine, just seven months out of prison. Just a day after the sale was to occur, the Van Dusens were found dead, both shot in the back of the head.

According to authorities, Deparvine devised a plan to rob and kill the couple then make it look as though he legally bought the truck and someone else shot them. He even forged a bill of sale that included a $6,500 purchase price and Richard Van Dusen's signature. While Deparvine vociferously protested his innocence, the evidence, including DNA, proved otherwise.

While justice was supposedly served - Deparvine was sentenced to death in 2006 and thusfar all courts have upheld the sentence - a new twist in the plot has occurred. Deparvine has sued the victims' family for ownership of the truck he never bought. Richard Van Dusen's daughter, Michelle Kroeger, hired a law firm to gain possession of the truck, which had been held as evidence, however the murderer decided to file a counter-suit demanding possession.

That Deparvine, a sociopathic maniac, should demand the rights to something he stole is completel unsurprising. The shock in all of this is that the court did not simply throw his lawsuit in the trash. Not only does Deparvine have no right to his stolen goods, as a murderer scheduled to be annihilated, he should have no right to any of his possessions. All of his belongings should be disbursed to the family of the victims.

DAG says: Instead of stripping a monster of undeserved rights, the government has given that monster the ability to further terrorize society. God help our nation.

On March 22, 2010, Capt. Tejdeep Singh Rattan, a 31-year-old dentist, was scheduled Monday to graduate at Fort Sam Houston after the Army made an exemption to a uniform policy that has effectively prevented Sikhs from enlisting since 1984. Despite the very obvious safety and performance issues a big beard and mass of unshorn hair wrapped in a turban mandated by the Sikh religion, Rattan was allowed to serve on active duty. Dr. Kamaljeet Singh Kalsi, another Sikh, was to attend basic training over the summer.

D.A.G. says: When the army relaxes its standards to accomodate the imaginary friends of the enlisted, this nation is surely doomed. What's next? Letting Amish join the SEALS and exempting them from using night vision? Of course the reason for this is that America's two illegal wars have stretched military reserves thin and that standards must be lowered to allow in replacements. Funny how that works.

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