Stefanie Woods, the Cookie Monster, will get no prison for kidnapping and armed robbery.

18-year-old Stefanie Woods became famous in 2008 when she helped a friend steal $168 from an adorable 9-year-old Girl Scout selling cookies outside a grocery store. This in and of itself is a despicable act however Woods compounded it soon after when she was interviewed by a local news crew and bragged about her crime justifying it by saying "Who doesn't like money?".

Later that year, she made the news again when she and her same friend (probably her only one) got busted for skipping out on a tab at Denny's. Clearly she was proving herself to be an asset to society.

Not satisfied with being a mere miscreant, she teamed up in 2009 with two men to kidnap and rob a man at gunpoint of his prescription drugs. A creature like this should be locked up for life, of course, but was she? Of course not!

Politically correct Circuit Judge Amy Smith sentenced the 20-year-old to a year in jail - which she has already served - and ordered her into a Department of Corrections drug treatment bed. This despite the fact that her crimes legally merit a life sentence! No prison time will be served.

DAG says: The autocratic idiot judge had this to say: "A lot of people won't be happy about this," Smith said. "But I think it's the right thing to do, and it's my decision."

So much for democracy.