SEC executives looking at porn on your dollar. LOTS of porn.

Top employees at the Securities and Exchange Commission, whose job it is to prevent financial crimes such as those by Enron, Arthur Andersen, and Bernard Madoff, have been spending their taxpayer-funded time on such quality websites as Naughty.com, Skankwire, and YouPorn.

At the request of Senator Chuck Grassley, R-IA, an investigation was conducted which found at least 31 "serious offenders" which is to say there could be many more who only looked at a little porn. 17 of these government-subsidized perverts were senior SEC officers whose salaries ranged from $100-222,000. One senior attorney at the SEC headquarters spent as many as eight hours a day looking at porn. When he filled up the hard drive on his government computer, he started storing the surplus smut on CDs and DVDs that accumulated in boxes in his offices. Unemployed dirty old men in their parents' basements are put to shame by the sheer determination of this perv!

And it wasn't just dirty old men. A female accountant attempted to access porn websites 1800 times in a two-week period and had 600 porno pics on her hard drive. Better still, another accountant used his SEC computer to upload his own dirty videos. No word of where  these videos can be found, but if anyone finds them, please let us know. We'd be happy to show this government-funded moron's shriveled peepee to his 300 million bosses.

DAG Says: Do not let these scum remain anonymous, SEC. Publish their names. Humiliate them and let it serve as a warning to every other corrupt idiot in government that the American public will not tolerate waste.