Police shut down a 7-year-old girl's lemonade stand. We bet you already know why.

Tulare, CA. August 6, 2009 - Daniela Earnest was doing what good, enterprising 7-year-olds do: running a lemonade stand to save up money for a trip to Disneyland. Unfortunately, while in better times this would have been perfectly un-newsworthy, the "progressive" and "modern" government of Tulare sent its Blue Goons to shut her operation down. The reason? She didn't have a permit or the proper "improved location".

D.A.G. Says: Government buffoonery and hyperregulation like this are why children sit at home playing video games all day. What child in their right mind would bother venturing out into the dreary surveillance state that is modern America when there is a world of adventure and fun on their TV set?