The dumbass government jackpot!

Senators Lindsay Graham (R-SC) and Saxby Chambliss (R-GA) have both advocated that the United States, not Israel, should attack Iran in order to prevent it from obtaining nuclear weapons. The rationale stated by Graham was that if Iran were to obtain such weapons, "Israel will be more imperiled," and if Israel were to attack Iran, "it will rally the Arab world around Iran and they're not aligned now. It's too much pressure to put on Israel."
Chambliss adds "The problem with military action also is that you're probably not going to be able to stop the production of uranium by just a simple airstrike... Lindsey's right. It's an all or nothing deal. And is it worth that at this point in time, when we know they have the capability? We can slow them down, but a full-out military strike is what it would take."

D.A.G. Says: Poe's law in full effect here.