Therese Ziemann, who glued a man's penis to his stomach. All three of the depicted criminals look like crazy cat ladies.

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Chilton WI, Feb 3, 2010 – A unidentified woman was upset to find that her husband was cheating on her. She then called upon her fellow cackling hens to get revenge. Therese Ziemann, 48, of Menasha, WI, arranged to meet the husband at a motel where she tricked him into being restrained under the guise of bondage play. When he was tied up and blindfolded, Ziemann texted for her three other friends to come, including the wife. Ziemann slapped the husband in the face, cut off his underwear, and glued his penis to his stomach while all four of them shrieked at him.

Despite the sick nature of this crime, which if the genders were reversed would result in a severe prison sentence, the judge Donald Poppy, sentenced them to a mere year of probation and community service. So much for gender equality.

Mia Landingham. Hopefully this ham doesn't land on you.

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Cleveland, OH – A drunken 300+ pound Mia Landingham sat on her 120 pound boyfriend Mikal Middleton-Bey, crushing him to death. Was this a sick sex fetish gone wrong? Not at all. The gargantuan Landingham was angry with Middleton and punched him to the ground, placing her monstrous weight upon his chest. Landingham’s punishment? Three years probation and 100 hours of community service as sentenced by Judge Carolyn Friedland.

Jordan Miles. He was afraid he was being illegally abducted. He was right.

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In Pittsburgh, three plainclothes officers savagely assaulted an 18-year-old honors student. His crime? Being black and carrying an object of any kind. The three buffoons saw Jordan Miles walking down the street in a manner they found unacceptable. The threesome started lumbering towards Miles without identifying themselves as police. Miles, who understandably believed he was about to be abducted, started to run toward home. The cops then tackled Miles who resisted, still believing he was being criminally abducted (and in fact he was). They beat the boy severely, pulling out his dreadlocks and flaying him with a tree branch.

The mysterious object they thought they saw young Jordan carrying? It was a bottle of Mountain Dew.

Are these three monsters rotting in jail right now? No. They have been transferred to uniformed duty. They’re still drawing a paycheck from our tax dollars! Of course these are the same idiots that brutalized innocent bystanders during the G20 so we shouldn’t be shocked.

Thanks Genevieve and Mary Lou!

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When a TSA screener called Rebecca Solomon over to him, he held up a plastic bag full of white powder. She was justifiably terrified for she believed she was being framed. Of course the powder was harmless and the whole thing was a prank. The identity of this idiot should be made known as all government employees ought to be publically accountable. No such luck. TSA spokeswoman Ann Davis declined to identify the worker and his job title, citing privacy laws. She also wouldn’t say whether he was fired or quit.

Jeremy Jarvis. Woulda made a nice snack for Bubba in prison.

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Jeremy Jarvis who was part of the gang which 15 year old Michael Brewer on fire in Florida in October 2008 will not be charged with any crimes. Because he was not actively participating in pouring alcohol on Brewer or lighting the match, he is considered innocent of any crimes, despite not having attempted to stop his friends.

Thanks Jessica!

Derrick King. Belongs in a zoo, not on the streets.

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The vicious creature who, in August 2008, savagely beat Jennifer Hall so severely that she has permanent jaw damage, 20 missing teeth, seizures, and of course constant fear while his equally bestial accomplice distracted her boyfriend was sentenced to a paltry 3 years in prison and then paroled after 18 days.

Jennifer Hall and her boyfriend Joe Hoffman were walking down the streets of Chicago after having celebrated Hall’s 36th birthday. Derrick King pestered  for cigarettes and when they told him they had none and continued walking, King came up behind Hall and knocked her to the ground, mauling her like a wild animal.

King initially was charged with attempted murder, robbery and assault, but through a plea deal was only convicted of the two counts of robbery while the other charges were dropped. King, who had been in jail for 13 months from his arrest to the trial, was sentenced to 3 years but just 18 days later was paroled under the Department of Corrections’ accelerated Meritorious Good Time Program. 1700 others were freed under this program.

The day after his release, King threatened another woman near the site of the original crime. “Remember the couple who got beat real bad for not giving a cigarette? That was me,” he said.

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• A a three-judge panel of the federal 9th Circuit Court of Appeals in Seattle struck down Washington’s law banning incarcerated felons from voting, claiming the state’s criminal-justice system is “infected” with racial discrimination.
• The judges claim the law violates the 1965 Voting Rights Act by disenfranchising minority voters.
• The decision, written by Judge A. Wallace Tashima, said the policies “speak to a durable, sustained indifference in treatment faced by minorities in Washington’s criminal justice system — systemic disparities which cannot be explained by ‘factors independent of race.’ “

D.A.G. Says: So in other words, electoral affirmative action. This is frightening.

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• Kyle Blackburn, a former client of North Carolina state senator R.C. Soles, and an accomplice tried to kick in the door of Soles’ home. Soles shot Blackburn, who was not badly hurt.
• Now state prosecutors are planning on filing assault charges against Soles.

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Steven Salant’s profile

• The ordeal started as a simple reunion of three high-school girls after the holidays on January 3, 2009. Irishman Séamus T dropped his daughter Erin off at an apartment in Gaithersburg, Maryland, at 8.30pm, planned to pick her up three hours later.
• The small gathering turned into something entirely more savage when three boys, aged 16-17 showed up. They started giving 100% pure grain alcohol to Erin, drugging her into a state of absolute senselessness, three times the legal limit.
• The three punks planned the rape with one waiting in the bathroom while the other two dragged Erin in. The attackers tore flesh on three of the girl’s body orifices. She slammed her head when she fell against the bath tub, and was covered in bruises.
• Only because the three punks bragged about the crime were they caught because Erin cannot remember the rape.
• Unfortunately the family’s ordeal did not end there. When the predators were finally put on trial – having been jailed only for a couple of months then freed – they were given only probation.
• The behavior of presiding judge Steven Salant was nothing short of outrageous. Salant blamed the victim, declaring that Erin, who had been drugged “engaged in risky and provocative behavior” and that the attackers were not necessarily predators but possibly “respondents who did not get that when a girl is intoxicated and presents herself in that manner you do not take advantage.”

D.A.G. Says: Anyone with pictures of Salant or the names and/or pictures of the attackers , please submit for free merchandise.

Jeffione Thomas after being beaten by "truancy officers"

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• Jeffione Thomas, an 18-year-old junior at Frankford High School in Philadelphia, had overslept and was running late for class. He had just stepped off a bus when he was accosted by “truancy officers”.
• As he casually walked toward the school, the officers approached him and order him to get into a “truancy van”. Thomas declined stating that he was on his way to class and was already late. This answer displeased the officers who followed him into the school, charged at him at full speed, and tackled him violently.
• As a result of the savage beating the thugs administered, Thomas ended up in the hospital with a black eye, broken blood vessels in his left eye, cuts to his lips and several loosened teeth.
• If this violent buffoonery were not enough, somehow Thomas, the victim, has been charged with assault.

D.A.G. Says: With any luck, the thugs who did this will be thrown in prison with the others they have persecuted. They’ll learn what justice is quickly.

Thanks Mary Lou!