Mia Landingham. Hopefully this ham doesn't land on you!

Mia Landingham. Hopefully this ham doesn't land on you.

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Cleveland, OH – A drunken 300+ pound Mia Landingham sat on her 120 pound boyfriend Mikal Middleton-Bey, crushing him to death. Was this a sick sex fetish gone wrong? Not at all. The gargantuan Landingham was angry with Middleton and punched him to the ground, placing her monstrous weight upon his chest. Landingham’s punishment? Three years probation and 100 hours of community service as sentenced by Judge Carolyn Friedland.

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